The Delivery Guy's girlfriend. She does deliveries too, mostly to herself.

Delivery Girl strolls in pink sneakers, a package under one arm, blowing a bubble and waving.

ugh. he forgot my package again.

his girlfriend btw

He delivers.
She orders.

Every overnight package The Delivery Guy drops off, somebody had to order first. Meet the somebody. She also has a route. It is mostly nail salons.

Delivery Girl rides a scooter through a rainy neon street, boxes strapped behind her, pointing ahead.
Ch.1  She delivers too.

Move. I have a nail appointment.

Delivery Girl takes a peace-sign selfie while the stove behind her is on fire.
Ch.2  She cooked for him once.

it's called flambé, babe.

Delivery Girl leaves a corner store with a stack of boxes and a bag of Bubble Yum while the shopkeeper reaches after her.
Ch.3  Picked up a few things.

Miss, you have to pay for —

it's a delivery.

Mirror selfie of Delivery Girl in a bathroom where the bathtub is overflowing with unopened boxes.
Ch.4  Why he works overtime.

babe the bathtub is full again

Her order history.

The Delivery Guy thinks he has a busy route. He has one customer. She lives with him.

Delivery Girl lying on a bed surrounded by dozens of unopened boxes, blowing a bubble.
unboxing day (it's every day)

DGIRL MART

open 24/7 · she never closes the app

acct: dgirl ♡  ·  order #000014

  • Lip gloss, "Bubblegum"x14
  • Press-on nails, stiletto, hot pinkx6
  • Gold hoops, bigger than last timex1
  • Bubble Yum$0.00*
  • Fire extinguisherx2
  • Shelf to store boxes (arrives in box)x1
  • Scented candle, "his hoodie"x3
  • Chart that only goes up$DGIRL
Subtotal
his entire paycheck
Shipping
free (dating the driver)
Driver tip
one (1) kiss

DELIVERED to her own door

*she "didn't see a register"

no returns. she keeps everything.

Proof of delivery.

He takes one photo per package. She takes forty per outfit.

Laundry-room selfie of Delivery Girl sitting on a washing machine, clothes scattered on the floor.
doing his laundry
(sitting on it)
Delivery Girl lounging on a couch at night, feet up on a stack of boxes, blowing a bubble.
waiting for him to get home.
4 hrs. no text back.
Close-up of her hand with long hot pink stiletto nails resting on a cardboard box.
can't open boxes with these.
he does that part.
Fisheye close-up of Delivery Girl blowing a big pink bubble.
don't talk to me
before my gum

Him vs. her.

Same chain, same uniform, very different work ethic.

The Delivery Guy$DGUY The Delivery Girl$DGIRL
DeliversOvernightWhenever she feels like it
RideThe vanPink scooter, license pending
CarriesSeven packagesOne package, three lip glosses
SignatureNot requiredRequired. Glitter pen.
CookingMicrowaveThe fire department knows her
ChainBaseBase. That's where they met.

Relationship status: extremely on-chain. Visit her boyfriend

Add her to cart.

Three steps. Easier than getting her to reply.

D

OVERNIGHT
her way

Ship to
Your wallet
From
Her bedroom floor, Base Mainnet
Contents
$DGIRL · fragile · very pink

Contract

dropping soon

handle with care · she is watching the tracking

  1. Get a wallet.

    Coinbase Wallet, Rabby or MetaMask. Switch the network to Base. She'd wait for you. Probably.

  2. Load it with ETH.

    Buy or bridge ETH on Base. Keep a little extra for gas. She's high maintenance.

  3. Swap for $DGIRL.

    Paste the contract from the label, pick your amount, confirm. Delivered. No signature needed.

  4. Buy $DGIRL View the chart